Hey Oppos, remember this clown?

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 01/06/2020 at 14:15 • Filed to: None

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Seems the allure of a rough-running V8 is just too much for our friend here..

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/06/2020 at 14:24

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Wait so this guy who ran for office is the same guy featured in the article? Why doesn’t the article even mention this fact? Hey, at least he has a sense of civic duty? /s

promoted by the color red > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/06/2020 at 14:30

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I’ll admit, my rough-running Volvo gets my pulse quickening, but that’s because I don’t know how much more it’ll remove from my bank account this time.

Aremmes > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/06/2020 at 14:43

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Not knowing of this “cranking” thing, I read the article up to:

Haskins is a habitual offender with a criminal history of multiple incidents involving a fetish he refers to as “cranking.” The act entails removing a vehicle’s spark plug wires to make the vehicle run roughly to help reach sexual self-gratification.

Discerning > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/06/2020 at 15:00

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I couldn’t believe cranking was a thing so I of course googled it. Nothing came up on urban dictionary, but I did get some weird results that revealed something called “pedal pumping.”

I’ m going to stay off of the internet for a little while to avoid running into anything else that’s strange.

Textured Soy Protein > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/06/2020 at 15:02

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His...exploits...were covered extensively when he ran.

https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/2014/06/saginaw_republican_running_for.html

For Sweden > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/06/2020 at 17:56

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“Why do journalists leave out context?” is a question as old as time

Stef Schrader > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 01/06/2020 at 19:58

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Interesting choice for a banner design . Something something “thou shalt not steal,” something hmm (and also we’re not a theocracy) .